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artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun





galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.



thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

carryonmywincestsounds:

tardisex:

krypto-the-hellhound:

believeinwinchesters:

That’s the exact spot where I realized that she played the mom on suite life of zack and cody

thats the exact moment i realised sam had no idea what a ‘mom voice’ was

who gave you the right

Sam didn’t have a mom? Excuse me,

Let’s not ferget the parenting skills he displayed with a baby, we can only assume he honed those from when he took care of Sam:

this was funny, then sad, and then kinda heartwarming. awesome



Dylan O’brien + Tumblr



debonairbear:

sorry for the repost, it looked better in this format. i will go to sleep now, and pray for more drawing mojo from clueless angels from up high. thank you and good night



don’t you just fUCKING LOVE, i mean lOVE when you’re like “I have an essay to write, but it won’t be that hard I can just put it off like I usually do and still get a good grade,” like Lol YoLO. and then you get all ready to write this essay that’s due in less than twelve hours and your brain is like, “hA, THAT’S FUNNY. no. fUck tHAT ESsaY aNd fUUuuuuuUUCk yOU. #BRAIN OUT.” and then you’re sitting there brain-dead, drooling Fuck-knows-what out your mouth and you can’t even write a fUCKING TumBLr POSt like ghcfhnjfvkdjfhskJDFLKASJHVODHLFA,shdjiousadhflkhwfiyg


#tumblr #essay #school #fuck #fucking #my life #up the ass #writing #life #god #writing sucks dick #like uber huge gay-men-wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole-for-fear-that-it'd-come-back-out-their-ass big #dick

mishacakes:

ok but does anyone else ever just



whatabraveassbutt:

castielsmitesyou:

#You don’t serve him. You love him.



"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"

 
- Robin Williams  (via oswim)